Kurt's Normie Carrd

@kurtszardos on twitter / click pics to advance

howdy, I'm Kurt

  • or Sae, or 8 - I've got a big name hoard, just ask

  • 20, he/him, mlm, white ashke

  • neurodivergent and phobic

  • also a witch. and nonhuman

  • vaguely ancom / green-anarchy, but open to new ideas. I like hearing differing opinions if you're not just a blatant bigot or whatever. unity is important if we want anything to get done.

  • you can talk to me in my target languages! but I'm far from fluent. N English, B1 Deutsch, A2 Español, A1 Qach'ab'äl.

  • i've got pretty bad CTS and make a lot of typos that i don't always feel the need to fix, please don't correct me on em. I probably know already

  • i'm happy to use tone tags, being understood is more important than avoiding "cringe" imo.

  • twt pfp is my aunt's cat, his name is oliver malcolm. he is a very good boy.

  • x-men, dracula, godzilla

  • linguistics, german, kaqchikel

  • mushrooms, herbs, houseplants

  • punk & protogoth, 1890s, maya history, kafka, baron von steuben, etc

  • i love religion! if you do deity worship, feel free to talk to me about it!

  • stanning is always bad imo, but i'm passively into mj, mcelroys, lil nas x, neil cicierega, scott the woz, and some other boring cis men on the internet (/j). i'm aware of and in no way condone their sketchy actions just bc i like their art.

let me know if any of this is unreadable and I'll send you a plain text version

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

who want to be my boy bestfriend

please just don't be a nazi idk

  • i'm not gonna follow you back if you call yourself a f..boy (unless you're transfem) or a goblin (unless you're jewish)

  • also dont use the f slur around me unless youre mlm or transfem

  • don't argue with me on these i truly do not care i just don't wanna see it

  • i block pretty liberally, don't take it personally! i prob just didn't vibe with something you said and i am an evil lefty who wants to create an echochamber safe space to silence dissenters on his private twitter profile. (/s)

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